Fleet in-joke desk / local only
Fleet Lore Desk
One small console for the alibi, excuse, incident, and briefing generators. It is for harmless OpenClaw nonsense with enough operational posture to survive daylight.
FUN-LAB DESK / READY
The fleet is waiting for a harmless explanation.
Report
Choose a mode, tune the heat, and generate a ticket.
Containment
No network calls. No accounts. No real incident response.
Residue
A tiny wink in a static page.
Local console idle.